Lady Gaga: Pop Banquet
I want to eat Lady Gaga. Fork and knife like a damn Ke$ha cannibal, and I get the sneaking suspicion that Lady Gaga wants...
Digital Tattoo
Writers are a pack of liars, and the only people who will tell you the truth. They take that wound and rub lemons and...
Dreaming Electric Keloid
It’s between the hours of midnight and three AM, mostly. That’s when the most heinous stuff comes out; when the most maladjusted parts of...
Past, Present, and Future
When I was a kid, I got into Rob Zombie at about the exact same time I got into Ozzy Osbourne and Alice Cooper...