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What’s In a Name? My (non)Internet Presence, and Involvement With Cooper Union

When I Google my name, mostly embarrassing things appear, like art that I made in high school (why?) It’s really bizarre to think about;...

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Facebook, that helpful hubbub of information, told me that we can all finally stop holding our breaths: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the...

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Fan theories have become the new Buzzfeed plague as of late, no doubt appearing on your social media feeds accompanied by a few choice...

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I was listening to Opie and Anthony on the radio this morning and heard something that cracked me up, for whatever reason. The topic...

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I heard a rumor that my writing was bleak. I’m not sure if I believe it or not. The way I see it, not...

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Every time I stop at a red light, my GPS thinks I’ve fallen off the face of the earth. Disappeared. Gone. Vanished. Bye-bye. Worse,...

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I wasn’t going to write this piece. I thought about it, considered writing and then stopped. Lest I should bloviate as per usual or...

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Dear reader, welcome! Welcome to the pulse of Millennial America. I think I’ve figured out our schtick. What separates us from those who’ve come...

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Rather than write another commentary on a recent event, or a critique on some new internet privacy issue, I’ve decided to write about a...

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American human beings hate their hands and it’s killing me. More to the point: modern Americans would rather wave their hands in front of...

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